Who puts salt on a cookie?
I stumbled into a new bakery called BATCH, so I decided I would try it. They didn’t have the Sugar cookie I was initially craving, but they had a pretty good looking Peanut Butter cookie. At first I tried to ask the women if she had a Sugar cookie, but she just explained to me that they don’t make their cookies with sugar. Then I asked where I could get a sugar cookie and she told me I have to go to Menorah. Now I don’t know if she couldn’t speak English or if there really is a place called Menorah that sells Sugar cookies. Either way, I bought my Peanut Butter cookie and went on my way. As I ate the cookie I discovered that there were big chunks of salt on the cookie. F-ing gross. Who makes their cookies with salt or puts salt on their cookies as a topping.
Luckily I found Insomnia cookies. Now they make a Bad Ass Sugar cookie. They keep them warm and they are cheap as hell. For $1 I got a warm chewy Sugar cookie that knocked the salt right out of my mouth. Not too floury, their Sugar cookie is basic and flavorful all in one bite.
