Who puts salt on a cookie?
I stumbled into a new bakery called BATCH, so I decided I would try it. They didn’t have the Sugar cookie I was initially craving, but they had a pretty good looking Peanut Butter cookie. At first I tried to ask the women if she had a Sugar cookie, but she just explained to me that they don’t make their cookies with sugar. Then I asked where I could get a sugar cookie and she told me I have to go to Menorah. Now I don’t know if she couldn’t speak English or if there really is a place called Menorah that sells Sugar cookies. Either way, I bought my Peanut Butter cookie and went on my way. As I ate the cookie I discovered that there were big chunks of salt on the cookie. F-ing gross. Who makes their cookies with salt or puts salt on their cookies as a topping.
Luckily I found Insomnia cookies. Now they make a Bad Ass Sugar cookie. They keep them warm and they are cheap as hell. For $1 I got a warm chewy Sugar cookie that knocked the salt right out of my mouth. Not too floury, their Sugar cookie is basic and flavorful all in one bite.
The sugar cookie from Insomnia was crispy on the edges and warm/chewy in the center. It was delicious… but they wouldn’t let me use their restroom due to a “health code” and the fact that they had “cameras”. I didn’t know my pee was unhealthy.